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ACE ATTORNEY BROS WE ARE SO FRICKING BACK
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Hahahahhahhahah fricking embarrassing and btw That direct was fricking trash:
>Mario and Luigi Brotherhood: go to the polls
>NES championship featuring commentary from black speedrunners
>One Piece Rip-Off the Videogame
>More JRPG slop!!!
>Sports switch 2 twerking update!
>Silk Song ripoff because real Silksong is never happening
>Disney woke troony mouse plataformer DLC
>Hello Kitty farming sim cause we need another one RIGHT?!?!
>Looney Tunes multiversus skibbidy basketball videogame
>"LMAO THAT hom*osexual SAID SUS UNIRONICALLY!!!"
>sh*tty palworld farming sim rip-off
>DK country but Dixie is a troony
>Batch of Dragon Quest demakes to bank of Toriyama's Dead
>"OH MY SCIENCE IS THAT FUNKO!!!!"
>LUIGI'S MANSION 2 (yes again)
>The rolling moron mmo
>Metal bawd TD without succubus, females and Dio is now a troony
>Darkest dungeon (the bad one (2) )
>Gameboy Advance and N64 games, $50 each.
>Perfect Dark 64 (the censored one)
>Tranime
>Kick Scammers simulator: Fight stick edition
>super Mario Party DLC this late into the switch lifespan
>Legend Of Zelda: Gone Woke, now it's up to the all powerful and asexual Princess Zeldass to save the useless Twink LINK!!!!! Sheik is confirmed trans
>Just Dance: The globohom*osexual injection continues: your kids are next!
>Lego Nikocado Adventures (not an exclusive)
>The game about a cat and trans robots: 5 years later
>The Hobbit: BLM simulator
>Miles Edgeworth: journey into the noose
>NOT Danganronpa: school shooters are all white
>Gensh*t but Elden Ring But Xenoblade
>Metroid Prime 4: 10 years and still same sh*t
I'm amazed they didn't mention how Samus is now trans but i did saw the trans flag decal on the morph ball.
TL;DR: Nintendo Is no longer a videogame company, they have gone woke, for good this time.- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Can't believe sonygays are doing this for free.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Finally, a good game after that turd great Ace Attorney
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Holy based
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Holy based
Holy heckin' based contrarian bros!!1!
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Is GAA2 worth it? I'm kinda bored part way through the second case.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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GAA2 last two cases are absolute kino
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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It peaks at the 3rd case and is never that good again. I didn't like the last two cases very much. May as well if you have time.
- Anonymous
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No, the mastermind is a huge disappointment (I think you and anyone can guess who it is) and the Big Final Case ending is, I kid you not, Sherlock doing a Fortnite dance. God I want to wipe that sh*t from my memory.
>AAI2troony REE GAA REE GAA MY STINKDITCH IS RIPPED AND BLEEDING AAAH
ah the kino melty continues KEK
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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No, the mastermind is a huge disappointment (I think you and anyone can guess who it is) and the Big Final Case ending is, I kid you not, Sherlock doing a Fortnite dance. God I want to wipe that sh*t from my memory.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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>senor stinkditchtroon instantly crying about GAAkino
AAI2troony mentally dominated and felted KEK
everyone can finally experience the full depth of putrid sh*ttiness of the worst games in the series (AAI12) BLESS - Anonymous
5 days ago
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Yes. Last two cases are very good
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Based Europeans
(Is Edgeworth euro I can't remember but he has a British accent right, Fran is German right)- Anonymous
5 days ago
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He's lame so yeah
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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>Edgie is a britaboo
I believe it
- Anonymous
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>but he has a British accent right
More like a posh american east coast accent - Anonymous
5 days ago
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He has a Frasier Crane accent
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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There is not enough rule 34 of Desirée bros
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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>expect a surge in Desiree p*rn because of the remake
>it'll probably be more edgeworth and Bara gumshoe - Anonymous
5 days ago
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Her name's Gavelle now.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Desirée Delite from T&T
Not the hag judge
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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I WANT A NEW GAME
I WANT A NEW GAME
I WANT A NEW GAME
I WANT A NEW GAME
I WANT A NEW GAME
I WANT A NEW GAME- Anonymous
5 days ago
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It's coming, why do you think they shat out all the remaining games in one year?
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Eddie Fender: I like it
Judge Verity Gavelle: I like it
Eustace Winner: I don't like it- Anonymous
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"Eddie Fender" is too on the nose for me, and kind of loses that specific shield allusion to go with his association with the Edgeworth's.
He's a main guy in AAI2, so I want something more than a quick n easy "Pros A. Cooter" level thing for him.
Anonymous I don't care for the Eustace Winner or Verity Gavelle changes and welcome them happily but yeah Ray Shields was so much fricking better
- Anonymous
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I am the winner.
No one else can win as much as I do. - Anonymous
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I still remember when he was Raymond Furst
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Honestly should have just stuck with the names from the fan translation. "Eddie Fender" is way too on the nose, the same way "Deid Mann" was in the first AAI
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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eustace winner honestly works well imo, i'm gonna miss Ray though
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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The fauci lockdowns put it on the backburner
- Anonymous
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I wonder what the voice direction for the new characters will be like for their voice lines. I liked the fan voices.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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His name will Horse Knight.
- Anonymous
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Chester Knight
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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His colleague is Rook now (was Knightley and Rooke) so I guess they're playing the chess theme pretty straight.
- Anonymous
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>Pre order bonus
Nani?
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Getting the Investigations collection so soon is great. Going to be a good palette cleanser because I'm slogging through the Apollo collection right now
- Anonymous
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OH MY GOD GAMES I'VE PLAYED BEFORE
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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his Japanese name is literally just Naito
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Franny has always been loved by fanartist. Giving them an even cuter Fran produced the obvious results.
Are you supposed to hate her in AA2? I always found her adorable. She's a child who's such a tryhard. Even Phoenix finds her behavior cute in AA3.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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I found her fine, I don't take the whipping gimmick as seriously as others.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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50:50
The tryhard part is funny and she is a surprisingly fair prosecutor, whipping shenanigans notwithstanding.
But her gimmick gets old very quickly and she really doesn't have much going for her other than being a girl who whips people and calls them fools. - Anonymous
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>Are you supposed to hate her in AA2?
Franziska? Who or what on earth gave you that idea?
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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make proper translation with the original Japanese names you fricking hacks
- Anonymous
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Hello, everyone! My name is Dragon Isee, and with my assistant Evening Village (who loves burgers and who I met after her sister, Thousandfathoms Village, was killed), I investigate crimes and defend clients as a defense attorney! My rival is the prosecutor Clever Swordedge, who I was in primary school with (together with my first client, Youknow Forsure). He was mentored by Fromhell Demon, a famous prosecutor (who is now gone, but his legacy continues with his daughter, Dark Demon).
These days I've taken proteges myself, like Surprise Lawboy and Moon Heartnoise, and adopted a daughter, Seethrough. Life is swell here in Japanifornia.
Also, I have an ancestor called Helpfuldragon Isee, who became a lawyer due to his friend Onetruth Onehundredseptendecillion. He was helped by his faithful judicial assistant Honorfeathercity Godword, the daughter of Friend Godword. There was one time she had to dress up as a boy in court, in which she took the name Dragonboy Isee. In Rondon they met famous detective Closelycuthair Hollytreehome, and his young female roommate Rainbow Sonofwalter. Together they took many cases against the famous Reaper of the Bailey, Itcantbehelped Ofthesick. They even met and defended the famous Stubborn Summereye, who coined the famous term "I love you"! Life was swell in Rondon.
- Anonymous
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my sides
- Anonymous
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Needs a new version with Eustace Winner in it somewhere
- Anonymous
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>realizing he's going to call himself Uncle Eddie when talking to Kay and other minors
Kinda sounds a little more freaky, which is funny kek- Anonymous
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Uncle Ed maybe.
- Anonymous
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I played this a decade ago who the frick CARES
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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AA7 next year for sure.
- Anonymous
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>He thinks they're done with remasters
Anon, GET HYPED FOR LAYTON VS PHOENIX 2025 WOOOOOOOOOOOOO- Anonymous
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AA7... NEXT next year... for sure...!
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Best I can offer you is Layton vs Phoenix and Complete Ace Attorney Collection (includes all the mainline titles combined into one game) that will also come out on Switch 2 next year. Please be excited.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Even better. Layton Accomplished Anthology vs Phoenix Complete Collection, with all mainline titles from all games + Layton vs Wright, which is unlocked by beating all previous games.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
I honestly wouldn't mind the Layton games getting ported or something though. Those games are still only on the hardware they released on. I guess Layton has the phone ports too but I mean come on.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
With how popular they ate its surprising they haven't been ported besides to phones.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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You're old.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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I don't think I will ever get used to Raymond Shields being called anything else.
- Anonymous
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>from all games
From both series*, I thought this joke was really funny so I rushed it - Anonymous
5 days ago
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>the worst game in the franchise combined with quite possibly the best
WHAT A COMBO
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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That's been the recent pattern with the previous two collections as well, considering AJ with DD and SOJ and TGA1 with TGA2!
- Anonymous
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always hits me with whiplash
i played them 3 years ago before GAA collection was a thing. AAI1 had me falling asleep, then hit me with utter kino in AAI2. Even GAA2 felt like it was trying to repeat it. - Anonymous
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the three worst games in the franchise are all in the Apollo collection
- Anonymous
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5 and 6 are only hated by contrarian hom*osexuals.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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SoJ maybe but come on, with DD I have to fricking try to enjoy it. AJ is slightly above DD, making SoJ the least worst out of these three.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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I found every case in DD fun and entertaining. Also 5-DLC is one of the best cases in the franchise.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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I only liked 5-3 of all things, mainly because it works pretty well as an Athena case given the setting and themes, plus the trick behind the murder is fairly elaborate.
Why do you hate DD? It had one of the best twists.
The game is brain dead easy, but the cases are all enjoyableTwist is one of the worst in the series imo, even if not predicable.
>brain dead easy
I found DD harder than a few original trilogy games.
Never even went to 1 penalty left in AA1 until 1-4.AA1 is easy but what the frick are you smoking. JFA has psyche locks draining your penalty bar + a fair amount of odd questions/leaps, and T&T has multiple ways to lose instantly.
- Anonymous
5 days ago
J4A is ridiculous, especially with that piece of sh*t 2-2 but I found TT not really that hard. 3-5 was the hardest and it I never fell for any instant loss.
- Anonymous
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Why do you hate DD? It had one of the best twists.
The game is brain dead easy, but the cases are all enjoyable- Anonymous
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>brain dead easy
I found DD harder than a few original trilogy games.
Never even went to 1 penalty left in AA1 until 1-4.- Anonymous
5 days ago
H,How? DD flat out tells you the answer every time
- Anonymous
5 days ago
you're gonna hate AAI2
Edgeworth tells you the answer to everything right before the prompt to answer it comes up - Anonymous
5 days ago
He doesn't though
- Anonymous
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No 5 and 6 are when the main series officially became Zombie Ace Attorney.
- Anonymous
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5 and 6 are only hated by contrarian hom*osexuals.
Spirit of Justice starts off strong, but gets ruined for me when it becomes apparent with what they're doing with Apollo's over the top moronic backstory and the rehashed Wright/Edgeworth dynamic they shoehorned for him and Nahyuta
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>juts remember
>ur DA WINNER
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- Anonymous
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Good news!
Except I liked the Layton/AA crossover game (and Layton games in general). I mean wtf just fricking walk over to Level 5 and grab them by the balls and tell them you're taking your game from them and if they don't like it they can suck your fricking wiener. - Anonymous
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I hope they keep "I am just messing with you. Do you have a problem with that" as one of the failure lines.
- Anonymous
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It will be changed to
"I'm just Edging your Worth."
- Anonymous
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>physical release on Switch
Aw yeah, I can own the whole series physically. - Anonymous
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>It's another repackage for $70 of half-assed VNs I could download for free
- Anonymous
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They have finally run out of AA games to rerelease.
AA7 SOON.- Anonymous
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We have Layton crossover next.
- Anonymous
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Man it will be odd having officially locallized names for the AAI2 characters after years of being used to the fan translated ones
- Anonymous
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Finally, I can have the full series on one system
- Anonymous
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But you can do that right now
on PC through emulation
- Anonymous
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What's with the anti-AAI2 schizo?
- Anonymous
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New to the threads?
- Anonymous
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what's with the schizo crying about anons talking about AAI2 negatively?
- Anonymous
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What's with the schizos arguing about AAI2?
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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Can you really call 1-1 garbage? Like yeah, there's not much to talk about, but as a tutorial, it's so good at getting you hooked.
- Anonymous
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I'm glad they stopped doing boring tutorial cases after AA2, because it really wasn't necessary in that game, but for AA1, having a low-stakes, relatable, self-contained story was probably the right call. It's hard to put it on a tier list at all, to be honest.
- Anonymous
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yeah I agree, most of my hate for tutorial cases is because of 2-1. I'd honestly rather play 1-1 over some of the cases i put in mediocre tier especially the aai ones
- Anonymous
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1-1 is what makes you think "Wait, this lawyer game is actually fun", it only seems basic in retrospective but it's a good hook.
- Anonymous
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>Swap 5-1 and 6-4 (worst case in the series)
>Move 2-1, 5-1 and 3-3 up one level
Otherwise pretty decent - Anonymous
5 days ago
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Good list
DGS2-3 is the only kino case in those games
- Anonymous
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Uncle Ed sounds better
- Anonymous
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Have they shown Simon yet? I wanna see what his new meme name is
- Anonymous
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What was even the pun with his old name? I never got it (ESL)
- Anonymous
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Shy Monkey
- Anonymous
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>10 fricking years ago
How do I leave Ganker?
- Anonymous
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I'd post my tier list but it is no longer accurate to what I think it should look like and I don't feel like editing it right now.